Sex with my ‘hooker’ wife has led me to real thing

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Why, I pee into a fine China cup! OOOOOH! Classy! I’M 45 and I’ve been pretty happily married for 20 years. I say “happily” but there’s a small problem. While I still have a healthy appetite for sex, the wife has gone off it. In the early years she would suck me off whenever the mood took her – which was often. She loved nothing better than for me to jizz on her tongue and she’d eagerly gulp down my steaming hot ball brew. Then I’d go down on her, nibbling all around her pussy before giving my full attention to her swollen clit. One of our favourite sessions involved her tying my hands and feet to the bed and blindfolding me. I never knew what to expect. It could be champagne or ice cream poured over my bits – which she would then lick up. But what we liked to play the best was the “hooker and punter”. She would dress up as a slut in lacy undies, fishnet stockings and high heels and a short skirt. Then I’d drive her to a deserted industrial estate and she would stand under a lamp- post while I drove round, pretending to be “looking for business”.

I’d pick her up and after negotiating a price I’d whisk her back to the house and give her £ 20 to suck me off – or £ 50 for full sex.

It was such a thrill peeling off her slutty clothes and shagging her every which way up.

Occasionally, I’d just take her up a back alley and push up her skirt and we’d f** k against the wall, which always made her squeal with delight.

These days, alas, sex is boring, routine and infrequent.

Now I get my sex kicks from shagging prostitutes for real. I try to recreate the fun I used to have with the missus, and using hookers certainly relieves my sexual frustrations.

My only worry is that I’m cheating on my wife, who in every other respect I’m still very happy with. Should I stop seeing the tarts?

SD, Surrey

Lexi says…

NOT if they help keep your marriage together. But talk – your wife might be missing the role- play stuff too. A BARMAID at my local has been giving me the eye for a while now. She’s in her late 30s, blonde with big tits. She said she likes blokes my age – I’m a bit younger at 21, so we went back to my place and I soon had her knickers off. I licked her out then boned her from behind. Next day I was talking to some of my mates about shagging her and one of them showed me a vid on his mobile of them all screwing her. I was thinking about dating her, but not so now. Should ask her? BK, Lancs

Lexi says…

JUST because she likes sex doesn’t mean she’ll cheat on you. Now, let’s make sweet music of our own!