THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

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MY mum’s best mate, a randy blonde in her late 40s, let me shag her on my 21st birthday.

We met in the pub and headed back to her place where she stripped out of her crop top and mini skirt to reveal her lovely 34DDs and neatly- trimmed minge.

I got my cock out and she sucked on it before guiding it between her tits and I soon erupted and gave her a pearl necklace.

Then I eased off her soaking wet knickers and tongued her love- hole for a bit, until I was hard again.

She was loving my tonguework and after a few minutes was begging me to f** k her. Now I’m scared my mum might fly off the handle if she finds out.

PJ, south London WHAT’S done is done – move on and find yourself a nice girl the same age as you. I HAD the most amazing shag with the wife the other night – I teased her nips, then I probed her pussy until she was wet.

She took my dick in her gob and sucked me off to the point of bursting, then quickly mounted me and rode me until we both orgasmed in waves of messy love- goo.

But as we relaxed afterwards she announced out of the blue that she was giving up sex!

She was kind enough to say that it was the best shag she had ever had but everything would be downhill from then on. I was totally gobsmacked. But what can I do? LK, Cheshire WOO her like she was a virgin again – she needs to feel special and relationships take hard work. This sofa’s the business! God, I love buying expensive furniture – it makes me so randy! And the craftsmanship is simply second to none!