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THE Andorran army is made up of ten soldiers. EYEBROWS were raised last week when it was revealed Matt Baker is earning nearly £ 500,000 while his One Show co- host Alex Jones is a pay grade below him on £ 50,000 less.

But those self- same eyebrows will be raised yet further when fans realise Durham- born Matt is the object of an obsessive fan’s crazed taboo lust!

For Scott Elvers, 43, has only one aim in life – to slide his chubbie up Matt’s pristine bumhole.

Unemployed Elvers, of Alsager, Cheshire, has plastered his flat with photographs and posters of his lust- idol and writes so- called fan fiction online, detailing what he wants to do to the happily- married dad- of- two.

Torture

Elvers, who was a youth worker until what he described as a “misunderstanding” occurred, told Sunday Sport: “I just want to get the message out to lovely Matt that when he’s good and ready, I’m happy to pluck his ripe, brown bum cherry.

“I’ll be gentle, if he wants, but I somehow think Matt would enjoy a bit of bondage, light nipple torture and piss- piggy play.

“However he wants to play it, I’m PRIMETIME: Matt co- hosts The One Show with Alex Jones up for it. I’ve written to him many times but he’s not written back yet. Probably busy.”

For his fat Beeb pay cheque, Matt certainly is busy.

He started his BBC career on Blue Peter and now hosts The One Show and is also a presenter on Sunday hit Countryfile.

He also appeared on Strictly and co- hosted Wild Alaska Live with Steve Backshall and Liz Bonnin.

Last night a source close to Matt said: “As with everyone at the BBC, Matt respects and celebrates diversity and happily accepts the fact some people live alternative lifestyles.