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in the club. The scene would have made my panties moist… but I wasn’t wearing any!

The club started to wind down, but the party was just getting started. A celebrity’s minder asked me if I’d like to come to a private villa for a “bit of a get- together”.

Too right! That’s what I was here for!

Sucking

A fleet of limos took us up to the hills to a villa that was lit like a film set. Inside, it was like a PORN SET!

The first thing I saw was at least a dozen women walking around, stark naked. Every now and again, one would drop to her knees and start sucking off one of the men sat drinking cognac on the sofas.

Two girls were putting on a hardcore lesbian show on a veranda, licking each other’s shaven pussies OUR JANE: ‘ In my times as Sunday Sport’s sex reporter, I’ve never seen a scene like it’ SUN, SEA AND SEX: Ibiza has it all, especially the sex! and fingering their tight bumholes.

In the lounge, the DJ from the club was getting a blowjob off one girl while another was round the back, rimming him like crazy.

It’s no exaggeration to say there were people having sex on every surface. There was spunk flying all over the place and the swimming pool was like a boiling mass of sex.

In all my time as Sunday Sport’s sex reporter, I’ve never seen a scene like it.

Surrounded by millionaire celebrities, all sex- crazed, it would have been silly not to join in.

My best memory of the night is lying back on a sofa having my hot little pussy licked out by a member of a VERY well- known girl band while an actor from a recent smash BBC drama spunked into my face.

If this is how the other half live, I’m all for it. SHOCK: Andy with his mum Gwen, who he saw being serviced at the club TREMBLING with excitement, Andy Davison stripped off his clothes in the changing room of his local swinging club.

He’d read about such establishments online and with the help of Google had tracked one down just a few miles from his flat in Whitley Bay, Tyne and Wear.

Unmarried Andy, 31, a computer programmer, said: “I was more curious than anything. Obviously, the prospect of no- strings, anonymous sex was a draw, too.

“I’d read reviews of the place and it said that some of the regular women would do anything – oral without, anal, even watersports. I was excited.”

But when he entered the first “play room”, ready to dive into the warm waters of group sex, Andy saw a sight slayed his mounting tumescence.

He shuddered: “It was dark and gloomy and after the bright lights of the showers, I couldn’t see very well at first. Then it became clearer.

“There was the middle- aged lady and she was taking it in all holes. She’d clearly been there a while as PLAY D’OH: Room where Andy saw his mum suck off several men she was dripping with spunk. It was quite an exciting sight but then my blood turned to ice. I yelped “MUM!”’

Sure enough, Andy had stumbled upon his 65- year- old divorced mother Gwen’s secret hobby.

He said: “Mum jerked her head up and looked at me with horrified eyes – and that can’t be easy to do with a hard cock in your mouth.

Upset

“Obviously, the blokes who were ‘ servicing’ her were rather upset at the interruption. I imagine most of them were close to the vinegar stroke, judging by the noises.

“I certainly wasn’t staying around to watch them complete. I got dressed and ran outside, where I had a bit of a panic attack. That was something I was not expecting on my first visit to a swingers’ club.”

Andy has not spoken to his mother since then, despite her making several attempts to explain herself.

Last night she said: “Obviously, I had no idea Andy was going to be there.

“It must have been a shock to him. He’s a very sensitive boy.”