THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, Maclaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP. SE CONFIDENTIALX SEXY FLATMATE EASED MY THRONES WOES AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I AM a recently- divorced 43- year- old woman and love playing darts.

I’m a member of my local team and I’ve been taking some private lessons from a handsome barman.

The other week he was helping me after hours with my doubles and we’d both had a few beers.

He said his all- time fantasy was to shag a bird and pull out just in time to shoot his spunk at the dartboard and score a bullseye.

Feeling horny I pulled down his kecks and wanked his throbbing eight- inch tool for a bit before he then bent me over the pool table and slipped it up my sopping hole.

But when he was about to spunk, he whipped his cock out of me and just dribbled down his leg. Is this normal? CB, Cornwall SOUNDS like he probably just needs a few more practice sessions with you. I SPLIT with my bird six months ago and turned to food and beer to try and mend my broken heart.

I used to weigh around 13 stone but all the pizza, kebabs and craft beer have taken their toll on me and I have ballooned into an 18- stone fat slbby bastard.

Last week I bumped into my ex in a pub and the first thing she said was: “Who the f** k have you been eating?”

As we chatted she said she was still single and when I suggested we have a shag, for old times’ sake, she said she might be interested but she was worried I’d maybe crush her.

What’s the best way to get all this weight off again? CF, Herts GET yourself to the gym, stop eating fast food and swap the ale for a nice vodka and slimline tonic. Come on Percy, something’s wrong. What is it, eh? Come on, tell us what it is. ( SIGH) The new Game of Thrones season’s wank, Leslie. It’s lost its grit… its wit… its gore… its gone PC and there’s hardly any sex in it