DIY SEX ROBOT CRASHED MY CORSA

AN amateur inventor was burned by the white heat of technology when his home- made SEX ROBOT made him crash his car!

Unmarried Adrian Probert spent four years building the fully- functioning animatronic lust android at his home in Rhyl, north Wales.

The 54- year- old named it Harriet – after his mother – on completing the project in March.

But after just four months of happiness and a “full and active” sex life, Harriet is now a tangled mass of melted plastic and broken circuit boards, while Adrian is recovering from his car accident injuries.

The former youth leader explained: “It was a lovely evening and I decided to take Harriet for a spin in the hills of Snowdonia.

“But some boy racers came around a corner and almost HELLO DOLLY: A robot similar to the one Adrian built SURVIVOR: But Adrian saw his lust android go up in flames forced me off the road. The window was down, so I leaned out, waved my fist and shouted ‘ WANKERS!’

“Unfortunately, Harriet heard the word ‘ wank’ and took it as a command. Within a split second she’d unfasted me and was pleasuring me manually.”

But then disaster befell the loved- up pair.

Adrian said: “I don’t know if it was a software glitch or a hardware failure, but suddenly Harriet went berserk – yanking away at my old chap.

“I yelled ‘ Stop Harriet’ and even shouted ‘ EMMERDALE’, the code word for a full system shut down. But she kept tugging.

Burning

“Needless to say, I lost control of the Corsa, hit a roadside rock and we flipped. Harriet short circuited and burst into flames.

“I suffered a dislocated collar bone and a twisted knee but managed to pull her free. She was well alight by then and smelled of, well, burning plastic.

“I must have blacked out because when I woke up as I was being loaded into the ambulance, there was a fireman stamping on Harriet to put out the flames.

“I shouted ‘ NOOOOO!’ – but I knew she was already gone.”