Drunken Brit guys always want group sex with us
HOOKER PARADISE: Sex is on tap in Magaluf THEY say that if you can’t get your dick wet in Magaluf, the sex ‘ n’ booze hotspot of Majorca, then you’re clinically DEAD!
But even with all the up- for- it British pussy on tap, HOOKERS are still making a killing in the resort, a Sunday Sport investigation has found.
Our team discovered gangs of Albanian pimps steering pissed Brit lads towards brothels staffed by eastern European girls – who offer FULL and ORAL sex for just £ 50.
What’s more, the cash- hungry courtesans will do ANAL for just £ 60.
On top of the brothels – based in seedy flats close to Magaluf’s notorious Strip – swarms of freelance working girls from Africa haul reeling lads form the UK into corners with the offer of kinky antics.
More often than not, the fellas are left with their shorts around their ankles, watching limp- dicked and bewildered as the light- fingered whores scamper cackling into the night, clutching their would- be punters’ wallets!
The surge the in numbers of prostitutes makes a MOCKERY of Magaluf’s claims to be cleaning up its act and becoming more family friendly.
Sucking
Authorities in the resorted decide to act in 2014 after footage emerged of an 18- year- old girl from Northern Ireland SUCKING OFF 24 men in a nightclub.
Despite the furore and claims Magaluf was going to change, our investigation team found that the hookers were still making sure the resort was a town where the streets are paved with SPUNK!
We spoke to one working girl who, unusually for a prostitute working in Magaluf, was Spanish.
Maria ( not her real name) says that even though there is plenty of competition from eastern European and African rivals, there are more than enough English lads to go round.
The 24- year- old told Sunday Sport: “The English drink a lot – a lot more than Spanish men. They come to Magaluf and all they want is to drink beer and have sex.
“I used to work in a massage parlour and we had men literally queuing up outside. We had to make WORKING GIRL: ‘ Maria’ makes a mint servicing drunken lads from the UK OUTRAGE: The shocking footage of this girl’s antics sparked clampdown them go away, ask them to come back later as the queue was attracting the attention of the police.”
She added: “We often have groups of drunken British men begging us to have group sex. A lot of the girls find it intimidating.
“I don’t mind. I love being surrounded by a dozen cocks to play with.”
This year Maria started out on her own and now makes a pretty penny doling out swift handjobs in the backstreets of Magaluf.
She revealed: “I would say that perhaps 70 per cent of clients are too drunk for sex. They have had too much to drink. But they like me to work their cocks with my hand until they shoot their load.
“Some like me to put my finger up their anus while I am doing it. This makes them come more quickly.
“There are those who manage to get a full erection. I put on condom with my mouth and lean against the wall. They take me from behind.
Pussy
“Some want anal – for this I charge 10 euros more. One guy this year, he came back three times and pay me 100 euros to watch me make a piss on the floor with my pussy held wide open.”
Council chiefs have issued 64 new laws for the summer to clamp down on out- of- control travellers and illegal behaviour.
A spokesman said: “The aim is to promote co- existence and not to encounter even one tourist or local resident who displays uncivil behaviour.”
From what Sunday Sport witnessed on the backstreets of Magaluf, the council have got a hell of a long way to go yet!