THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP SE CONFIDENTIALX AFTERNOON PAINTING WITH GIRLFRIEND LED TO F**KING AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I’M 24 and work in a pub. Occasionally I have to cash up and close the place when the boss, a lovely blonde in her 30s with a great body, is taking a night off.

Recently, I was doing this and trawling through the CCTV system when I came across a tfile labelled ‘ fun’ . It certainly was.

Playing it back I was astounded to see my boss being taken from behind over the pool table by one of the regulars.

I’ve always had the hots for her and the next day I mentioned what I’d found and she asked if I fancied a bit. I eagerly agreed and that night was nuts- deep in her minge.

But she’s now cut my wages, saying that I’m enjoying “other benefits”. Do you think I should contact my union? IT depends, it sounds like these benefits are worth a few quid, so just keeping shagging her. CALL me a bit of a nerd but I’ve never seen the need for porn films, but me and the girlfriend decided were feeling a bit extra saucy the other night and decided to download one onto our big telly.

It was about some bird getting shagged by four blokes at the same time and ended up very messy indeed.

I must admit it we enjoyed watching the film and my girl got so turned on she let me take her up the rear for the first time, having been inspired by the squeals of delight from the babe in the film.

Problem is, she now wants me to arrange for me and three of my mates to shag her and I’m not sure I’d be entirely happy with that arrangement.

What do you suggest? SAY no, but beware – you’ve opened up a Pandora’s box of trouble in store for the future. Thanks for helping me paint my flat white, Tim. This ought to deflect any nuclear blasts. KH, Lancashire AP, Liverpool HA! I think you’re getting carried away, Shirley. North Korea’s missiles can’t reach Croydon.