BAKE OFF GRANNY PUT LSD IN CAKES

‘ MENACE’: OAP Eileen Foster can’t enter local cake contest THE organisers of a village’s Bake Off- style contest could face court action after they banned one resident for allegedly adding mind- bending DRUGS to her cake batter!

Inspired by the return of The Great British Bake Off the people of Hampton Regis, Dorset, organised their own baking competition, with proceeds going to the church steeple fund.

But local pensioner Eileen Foster was told “NO WAY” when she tried to enter her Victoria sponge into the contest last Saturday.

Widowed Eileen, 70, said village tittle- tattle claims she’s in the habit of putting killer dance drug Ecstasy and strong hallucinogenic LSD to her cakes were lies.

Licking

She told Sunday Sport: “IT WAS ONCE!”

Eileen explained that she mistakenly added the drugs to a cake she made for the Ladies’ Circle after her grandson hid his stash in her caster sugar jar.

She added: “I had no idea our Kyle had hidden them in there. I just added the sugar into the cake mix as usual.

“That was quite a Ladies’ Circle meeting… Mrs Frobisher stripped down to her bra and started licking the vicar’s wife’s face.

“Mrs Probert was throwing shapes and by the time an ambulance arrived, several ladies were crawling around on the floor like hedgehogs.

“I apologised when we discovered what had happened. And Kyle got a stern ticking- off.

“But I don’t see why that should debar me from the Bake Off event.

“It was just an honest mistake. I’ve spoken to my solicitor and he is seeking a judicial review into the committee’s decision to ban me.”

Organisers of the church steeple fund said last night it would be “inappropriate to comment” as legal action was still pending.

But a source said: “Grandson’s stash my eye! She drugged those cakes deliberately – she’s a menace and a pusher!” RETURN: Hosts of new C4 Bake Off