THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

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I’M in heaven since a little white van pulled up outside our works.

Not only am I getting the very best bacon sandwiches in the world, but my sausage is getting well and truly cooked as well.

The busty redhead who runs the van is not really a looker – but she’s as horny as hell.

I get my fill in the morning and then every afternoon tea break she gets her fill in return – she makes me feel very special when she sucks me off and I’ve always got a spring in my step when I’m sent out on the breakfast run.

Now though the ginger minx says she’s moving away to another pitch because she’s not taking enough money outside our place.

What can I do? TR, West Midlands TRY to organise a whip round. You might be surprised by the amount of dough you can round up! I’M a 26- year- old woman married to a complete waste of space.

He works part- time doing up motorbikes at a garage and I work in the office doing the paperwork.

I love big powerful motorbikes and I get on tremendously with the boss at the garage.

He’s 60, but strong and fit with a huge bulge in his trousers and he rides a gleaming Ducati. And the other week he offered to “take me for a ride” on it.

I’d love to take him up on the offer – and get to feel his powerful chopper between my thighs – but I’m worried my hubby will find out.

Should I just go for it, and have some fun? GP, South Yorks LIFE is too short to miss out on exciting new adventures and opportunities. Just go for it! I don’t care if you are my girlfriend’s nan, Ruth. I can’t get enough of your lovely old minge! OOOOOH! But we must be quick, Gavin… Naomi will be back with Lord Snugglesworth’s cat food soon!