Guess what I found between my bum cheeks!

AFTER finishing a box of 12 sugar- coated Dunkin’ Donuts, Sarah Maddox allowed herself a satisfied fart and stretch.

Unfortunately, thanks to her 40- stone bulk, the sudden movement sent her tumbling off the sofa at her home in Biddulph, Staffs.

And the jolt as she landed on the floor brought a piece of history to light, when a packet of Opal Fruits fell from between her enormous bum cheeks.

As Opal Fruits have been known as Starburst since 1998, that means the still- wrapped treats must have been wedged in her arse cleft for a mindboggling 19 YEARS.

Sarah, 39, gasped: “After I fell, there was a stabbing pain at the top of my bum. I reached round – which is no easy job – and pulled out a packet of Opal Fruits.

“I thought that it was about 10 years since they changed names so I was amazed. When I found out it was 19 years since they’d been called Opal Fruits, I nearly fell over.

Claggy

“I was already quite big when I was 20 but had no idea I’d been big enough to hide a tube of sweets in my arse. Amazingly, the pack was more or less intact, if a bit claggy.

“I’ve not tried them as I reckon they would have gone off by now.”

The brand name Opal Fruits was phased out in the UK in 1998 in order to standardise the product in a globalised marketplace.

In 2008, the supermarket chain Asda revived the original name Opal Fruits in the UK for a period of 12 weeks starting in May 2008.

A Starburst source said: “They used to say that Opal Fruits were made to make your mouth water – this story makes my eyes water!”