URINE PICTURE EXCLUSIVE TROUBLE, GIRL! Killjoy cops hunt club pisser

A BABE who weed in a gents’ urinal is being hunted after a killjoy COMPLAINED!

The unnamed brunette pulled down her panties and unleashed a stream of sweet bladderwater into the piss- stone at a Manchester nightclub, which we cannot name for legal reasons.

Several fellow tinklers were so taken by the scene, they took photos on their mobiles and shared the pictures online.

But on Friday one witness was so shocked by the scene they called the COPS.

One clubgoer said: “It was the best thing I have ever seen in all my life. This lady came in, I think she’d had a few, and said the queue in the ladies was massive.

“The cubicles in the gents were all occupied – with people doing cecil I reckon – and she said, ‘ I’m bustin’… could I use a urinal?

“Well, we all said, ‘ Go for it!’… and she did!

“She made sure we all saw her dark- haired minge then she let fly. Even with the noise from the club you could hear the splash of her piddle on the porcelain.

“Then she asked for a bit of tissue and wiped the drips off her whiskers.

“I can’t believe someone complained!”

Last night a police source said: “All complaints have to be investigated.” DO you know the lady having a delightful little tinkle? Call our newsdesk now on 0161 381 0152.