CLAUDIA’S BIG PUB QUIZ!
1 A WOMAN was nicked at a school where which young Royal has just started lessons? a) Prince George b) Princess Charlotte c) Princess Eugenie d) Prince Edward
2 THERE was controversy last week after which medication went on sale online at under a fiver? a) Viagra b) Ebola vaccine c) The morning after pill d) Ecstasy
3 A NUN using a what has become a massive internet sensation? a) A level crossing b) A chainsaw c) A rosary d) A dildo
4 FORMER Chancellor George Osborne ( above) said he would like to see who chopped up in his freezer? a) David Cameron b) Jeremy Corbyn c) Theresa May d) Some orphans
5 WHICH former US presidential candidate was caught out ‘ liking’ a porn clip on Twitter? a) Ted Cruz b) Donald Trump c) Bernie Sanders d) Hillary Clinton
6 WHY did a transsexual college lecturer quit her job at a north Wales college? a) She was asked to use the gents’ toilets b) She was asked to show her cock to some builders c) She was caught posing in top shelf magazines d) She shat on some A- level results
7 LEFTIE union boss Len McCluskey ( right) compared himself to which historical figure last week? a) Pol Pot b) Nelson Mandela c) Hitler d) Stalin
8 HOW much will the new iPhone X cost? a) £ 100 b) £ 1,000 c) £ 10,000 d) £ 1.49
9 A DEADLY new strain of flu which will kill us all is heading to the UK from which country? a) Latvia b) China c) Belgium d) Australia
10 WHAT was the name of the storm that battered Britain last week? a) Aileen b) Irene c) Harvey d) Beyonce
11 REGULAR cups of what cut the chances of heart attack patients having a second attack? a) Gin b) Fruit juice c) Water d) Coffee
12 WHICH veteran left- wing firebrand MP was branded a ‘ scab’ for voting with the Tories for the Brexit bill? a) Eric Heffer b) Derek Hatton c) Dennis Skinner d) Diane Abbott
13 POUNDLAND was slammed last week for selling packets of sweets called what? a) Nutters b) Woofters c) Loonies d) Gypsies
14 A “LOST” episode of which sitcom is to be broadcast on UKTV Gold next month? a) Robin’s Nest ( above) b) Only Fools and Horses c) Ever Decreasing Circles d) Love Thy Neighbour
15 COMEDIAN Jack Dee says Britons are losing their sense of what? a) Smell b) Style c) Hearing d) Irony