HE TAKES ALL THE WEEK’S NEWS & PULLS ITS PANTS DOWN

THE Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein is sacked from his own film company amid a slew of sex allegations.

His company produced cult – we said CULT – movies including Shake Spear And Shove, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Camera, Pump Friction and Gangbangs of New York.

Weinstein was a frequent visitor to Britain and would often stay at London’s Savoy Hotel. Or, as it was called during his time there, The Saveloy. THERE’S more trouble for Harvey Weinstein… Even professional wet lettuce Gwyneth Paltrow claimed that Weinstein had behaved inappropriately towards her. But, let’s be honest, that could mean anything. Like taking her to a restaurant which didn’t have a gluten- free option. AND yet another bad day for Harvey Weinstein after his British wife finally leaves him.

For several days, Georgina Chapman had been faithfully standing by her disgraced husband.

In her defence, she couldn’t have stood in front of him because a 21- year- old actress was already there, busily “auditioning” for her next role. NEW figures show that sales of push- up bras have plummeted in the last 12 months. Experts say this may be because young women are embracing feminist values and opting to dress for comfort rather than impressing a man. Or it might be that pretty much every woman in the West was already having her knockers lifted and squeezed together by Harvey Weinstein. WHITEHALL sources confirm the British- born terrorist Sally Jones – aka the White Widow – has been killed by an American drone strike on her secret hideout in Syria.

Those who knew the daft cow say she was motivated by a yearning for fame.

So she’ll be glad to know that she’s been all over the TV and radio for the last few days. Not to mention the wall, radiator, skirting boards and curtains. FASHION house Gucci says it will stop using animal fur in its designer outfits.

Great news! From now on the only beautiful creatures to be hunted down and mercilessly exploited by the fashion industry will be young women! SHOCKED: Gino wants to watch Marvin and Rochelle on the job