Dildo sales stop wives mountain strangers!

MIGRANT workers from the high Himalayas are buying their wives VIBRATORS – to stop them straying while they are away earning a crust.

Thousands of men from dirt- poor Nepal travel to work in foreign countries and many come home to find their partners have been putting it about.

Ranjit Bohora, owner of a sex toy shop in Banepa, said he has seen a definite rise in recent months.

He said: “Some men who leave for foreign employment purchase toys for their partners.

“Around 21 migrant workers purchased sex toys for their wives in the past month alone!

“And six others paid online to have sex toys sent to their wives.”

One customer, Samip Mahabharat – who is preparing to fly to Malaysia next month – bought an adult gadget for his wife last week.

He said: “I bought one for my wife so that she could fulfil her sexual desires during my absence.”

Mr Bohora added that when he set up the shop three years ago, he sold only condoms and other contraceptives.

“For the past two years, sales of sex toys has soared,” he said. MANY good things come from Lincoln…

Er, Lincoln biscuits for one thing. And lovely cauliflowers for another.

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The 32D cracker said: “I love my home city, it’s a wonderful place.

“Most of my work is in London but I’m always glad to get home – where I like to strip off and walk around my house in the nude.”