IN THE KNOW WITH
POP pertlet ANNABEL HOOP found herself an unwitting victim of HURRICANE OPHELIA when high winds blew her hat off!
But it wasn’t any old titfer lifted from the 18- year- old – it was a £ 25k bonnet by celebrity milliner FRANKLIN BATTY!
Annabel told me: “I’d ‘ borrowed’ it from Franklin’s studio for a visit to Manchester. It blew off and up the high street, where some Spice addicts ran off with it.” REALITY show THIS IS CHEADLE returning is for a second series, it’s been revealed – just days after mix-up a that led to a coachload of Japanese tourists going to the wrong Cheadle. A group of megafans from Tokyo turned up in Cheadle, Staffs, hoping to meet and greet show regulars MILES GOON, SALLY BIGGER and KAREN DEFT. But the programme is filmed in Cheadle, near Stockport – 35 miles away. FULL marks to JET’S LANDING star MIKE HUNT, who dashed to the rescue of a young lady who unfortunately SHAT herself outside LIDL in Middlewich.
Mike, formerly of pop hunks DOUCHE but now a presenter on the talent show, noticed the be- cidered lass “waddling like a duck” in the car park.
Quick as a flash, Mike dashed to get the girl some fresh pants from a charity shop – an act of kindness for which he was rewarded with the words “f** k off, you f** king c** t!” AS you may have noticed, there hasn’t been much accordion music – in the Hit Parade in recent years but that may be about to change… Rapper and groom-jive star HAPPY EATER has learned the traditional folk instrument and is busy laying – as down some tracks in the studio they say in the business. Happy told me: “Yes, I’m digging the accordion, man. And I’m banging out some phat riffs.” As usual, it’s well-nigh impossible to understand what Happy’s going on about. FIRST in the queue to watch the new Star Wars movie – at the Davenham Roxy, at least – will be TIGHT PLACE singer TIFFY GINGE.
Tiffy revealed in an interview with the RADIO TIMES last week that she’s a huge fan of the space drama and has watched all the movies “at least” 47 times. Apart from THE PHANTOM MENACE… because “Jar Jar Binks is a right c** t”.