G PUB QUIZ!
6 WHICH motor racing ace claimed that Richard Branson boozily chatted up his future wife? a) Nigel Mansell b) Jenson Button c) Michael Schumacher d) Dick Dastardly off of the Wacky Races 7 WHICH MP last week claimed they spend an hour in the bath every day? a) Diane Abbott b) Jacob Rees- Mogg c) Tim Loughton d) Alan B’stard right) 8 THE Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William ( left) visited which Premier League side’s ground last week? a) West Ham b) Manchester United c) Burnley d) Melchester Rovers 10 A NURSERY which lets kids play with what has been voted the best in Britain? a) Power tools b) Lions c) Sulphuric acid d) Their gender identity THIS jumbled up rude word would leave Countdown’s Rachel Riley with a face redder than an embarrassed tomato. Can you work out what it is? 11 WHICH singer broke their wrist falling off their bike last week? a) Liam Gallagher b) Susan Boyle c) Ed Sheeran d) Adele ( left) 12 COPS in Avon and Somerset did what to highlight the modern slave trade? a) Arrested modern- day slave traders b) Infiltrated slaving gangs to identify bosses c) Increased patrols d) Painted their f** king fingernails 13 WHAT was the name of the storm that hit Britain yesterday? a) Brian b) Barry c) Benedict d) Bastard 14 WHAT proportion of kids leaves primary school obese, according to NHS figures? a) 1 in 10 b) 1 in 20 c) 1 in 5 d) All the fat little f** kers 15 WHAT did Scots lawmakers ban parents from doing last week? a) Hitting their kids b) Hitting the Buckfast for breakfast c) Smoking d) Anything that Nicola Sturgeon ( right) does not explicitly approve