THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY
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I KNOW the Internet is the best place to get porn but I still like ogling at glossy jazz mags – especially as my habit can’t be tracked.
Anyway, the other day I was flicking through a porn mag and was just about to shoot my muck all over “Stacie from Swansea” when
I noticed a familiar birthmark on her arse. It was just like one my missus has got. My cock instantly went limp and I had a good rummage through her wardrobe.
I soon came across a blonde wig – just like Stacie’s “hair” in the mag. I think I missed the facial similarities because of the heavy make- up and because I was looking mostly at her bald minge. The last time I saw the missus naked she had a big bush. But it was definitely her. Should confront my wife over this? She’ll know I buy porn if I do.
FT, North Wales DO it. You may get to find out what you’ve both been missing in your sex lives. I’M 36 and I’ve just re- married to a sweet and generous man. But he’s a dead loss sex- wise and I am left frustrated after intercourse.
So I’ve been seeing my ex- husband behind his back: he was always an amazing performer in bed. He may be a drunkard but never fails to make me orgasm as he is so skillful between the sheets.
We get together on Saturday afternoons while my husband goes to watch football. Last week my hubby went to an away match and within minutes of him leaving my ex was at the door. We stripped and he brought me off with his tongue before I sucked him off. Then we both f** ked like wild beasts. It was as great as ever but now I feel guilty.
What should I do? DITCH you ex again and start teaching your new hubby what to do – it’ll be better all round in the long run. How are you enjoying working at the firm, Miss Hathasnatch? DC, Kent Okay, but I haven’t had any steamy office sex romps yet!