IF HUNTLEY GETS MORE AGAIN I’M GOING ON HUNGER STRIKE

2017 Monster’s Christmas dinner threat 2016 2015

THREAT: Steve and Alice want to get the law onto Garside

To try and make sure he gets the lion’s share of sprouts this year, Sutcliffe has let it be known that if Huntley gets more than him on Christmas Day, he’ll go on hunger strike.

Our source said: “He’s absolutely serious about this. Getting fewer sprouts may seem like a trivial thing but inside, these things matter. He’ll starve himself – to him it’s a matter of principle.” FOR eleven months of the year Steve and Alice Harper have no trouble from their neighbour Geoff Garside.

The couple were on good terms with the 54- year- old divorced engineer for years until, at Christmas 2014, they decided to festoon the front of their Bristol home with festive lights.

That’s when relations turned sour…

When the lights went up at Christmas 2015, Garside put up his own lights in response – in the shape of an illuminated SANTA IS DEAD message.

Last year, Garside went a step further and spelled out “NONCE” in lights with an SPROUT OF ORDER: Ian Huntley arrow pointing to his neighbours. That led to local police being called and Garside being threatened with a charge under public order legislation.

Steve and Alice hoped that would be an end to their troubles but last week, hours after they put up their usual festive display, Garside struck again.

This time he’d made an illuminated sign reading “Blow jobs 50p ” – again LIGHT OUT OF ORDER: Garside’s messages with an arrow pointing at the Harpers’ house.

Within minutes, slavering sex people were banging on their door, demanding a cut- price nosh.

Last night Steve raged: “It’s too much. I’ve been on to the solicitor’s.

“We’re going to get a restraining order on the utter bastard.”

Garside last night refused to comment when Sunday Sport called.