I’ve been branded too rude for Goole

JO BRAND LOOKALIKE’S TOWN BAN

BIG TROUBLE: Booze and huge boobs let Sally down WHEN she moved to East Yorkshire to make a new life after accidentally smothering a groom- to- be on his stag night, former stripper Sally Johnstone thought her troubles were behind her.

Unfortunately, 62- year- old Sally took her unquenchable thirst for strong cider with her when she settled in Goole.

Nw, four years after moving there from her previous home in Bromsgrove, Warks, she’s been banned from Goole town centre for “anti- social behaviour”.

Reflecting on her latest brush with misfortune, Sally – who once earned a crust as a Jo Brand lookalike stripper – said: “I just wanted to put that young man’s death behind me. But I had to have the cider, didn’t it?”

A court heard that a “clearly intoxicated” Sally whipped off her top outside Superdrug and “jiggled” her 56HHH boobs WELL BEHAVED: The real Jo while shouting “Look at my melons, you bastards”.

When town centre wardens went to remonstrate, JPs were told, Sally defecated herself, removed her soiled leggings and threw them at a charity shop window.

She was slapped with a CRASBO, a Criminal AntiSocial Behaviour Order, which bans her from the town centre.

Last night Sally lamented: “I’ve been banned from Bargain Booze, too. It’s not fair.”