If Susanna eats six ring doughnuts from my stiff cock, I’ll take 100 orphans to Lapland for Christmas

TELLY babe Susanna Reid has been given the chance to send 100 orphans to Lapland for Christmas – by a millionaire who’s the spitting image of her co- host Piers Morgan.

And all tycoon Terry Denver wants in return for his kind gesture is for sexy Susanna, 46, to gobble six doughnuts off his ERECT COCK!

Terry, 57 – who can’t disclose how he made his fortune “for legal reasons” – has written to the Good Morning Britain presenter detailing his offer.

He said: “I’ve always had a bit of a thing for Susanna Reid and I like doing things for charity – add that to the fact I look like that Piers Morgan and can fit six doughnuts on my erect Percy and you have the ultimate charity stunt.

“It was my Auntie Jean who came up with the Lapland orphans idea while I was showing her my doughnut party piece over Skype.

“I’ve written a letter to Susanna saying that if she eats the doughnuts off my cock, I’ll pay for those poor PARTY PIECE: Terry Denver mummy and daddyless kiddies to go and see Santa in Lapland.

“Obviously, I won’t insist she eats all six entirely. I know she works on telly and needs to watch her weight and that.

“But if she makes a proper effort, I’ll put my hand in my pockets for the nippers.

“So it’s over to you, Susanna! You could bring such joy to those poor little waifs.”

As Sunday Sport went to press last night, Terry of Hartlepool, Co Durham, was still waiting for a reply to his offer. TV HOSTS: Piers and Susanna on OFFER: Susanna