ROBYN’S BIG PUB QUIZ!
1 WHAT’S the name of the Sixties call girl at the centre of the Profumo Scandal who died last week?
a) Christine Keeler
b) Mandy Rice Davies
c) Thora Hird
d) Lulu
2 JUNGLE babe Rebekah Vardy ( right) said she hardly thought of what during her time in the I’m A Celeb camp?
a) Her husband
b) The washing up
c) Sex d) Political instability in Zimbabwe
3 RADIO One DJ Reggie Yates because of what sort of comments? a) Anti- Beryl b) Anti- muslim c) Anti- jew d) Anti- gay
4 THREE billion litres of what are being wasted in Britain each day due to leaking pipes, according to new figures?
a) Beer
b) Spunk
c) Petrol d) Water
5 WHICH world leader has vainly run off 6,000 calendars featuring photos of himself looking hunky?
a) Donald Trump
b) Vladimir Putin
c) Kim Jong- Un
d) That pretty Canadian boy ( right)
6 WHICH former Baywatch beauty peeled off for a set of photos in Coco de Mer undies last week? a) Pam Anderson b) Erika Eleniak c) Yasmine Bleeth d) David Hasselhoff
7 THE cast of which soap had to be fed on takeaway pizzas after bosses forgot to book caterers? a) EastEnders b) Emmerdale c) Coronation Street d) Brookside
8 WHICH political party scuppered a deal on Brexit last week? a) UKIP b) The Communist Party c) Labour d) The Democratic Unionist Party
9 SIMON Cowell ( right) was described as what by a neighbour fed up by his parking? a) A c** t b) A high- trousered f** kpipe c) A tw* t d) A smug, aggravating dickboil and general waste of DNA
10 PRESIDENT Trump caused some annoyance by recognising where as the capital of Israel? a) Tel Aviv b) Jerusalem c) Birmingham d) Mecca
11 HOW old was Mary Maskill, the resident playing the donkey at her West Yorkshire care home’s nativity play? a) 70 b) 76 c) 100 d) 98
12 WHAT’S the name of the storm that hit Britain last week? a) Susan b) Natalie c) Geoff d) Caroline
13 WHO does Jeremy Clarkson ( right) say proves the point that old people can’t be funny? a) John Cleese b) James May c) Norman Wisdom d) Prince Philip
14 WHAT’S the name of the new Royal Navy aircraft carrier ( below) commissioned by the Queen last week? a) HMS Pinafore b) HMS Queen Elizabeth c) HMS Ark Royal d) HMS The European Union
15 WHICH country voted to legalise gay marriage last week? a) Russia b) China c) Australia d) Saudi Arabia