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I’M a 36- year- old woman who is quite well put together – blonde hair, tit- job 34Ds and a bit of Botox. I buy all my clothes at Top Shop and people say I could be half my age!

But my husband is a complete c*** and never makes an effort. If we go out I’ll be dolled up like a teenage slut and he looks like a tramp.

And he never wants to shag me, no matter how many pairs of crotchless knickers I buy. I was waiting for him to come home from work in my latest pair and boobs covered in his favourite food – custard. His face went red when he saw me and I demanded he “lick them clean”. Then I saw why. Behind him stood this dog- turd of a woman. “I’m leaving you,” he said. He doesn’t know what side of the bread is buttered, does he?

FR, Kent I WAS out walking the dog in the woods the other bright, Autumn day and I bumped into this very attractive woman walking hers. We got chatting about our pets and agreed to meet for walks every day.

I didn’t tell the missus about the chance encounter but spruced myself up the following morning as I slipped the dog on its lead and headed off to meet my new friend. When we met up she shocked me by telling me that underneath her coat all she had on was stockings.

We tied our dogs to a tree and got on with some serious boning. I was right into her when I felt something poke my arse. It was her dog getting excited and licking my tackle!

Is this woman some kind of pervert, do you think, or was it just one of those things? So madam, what do you think of our winter lingerie range? It’s all 100% silk I can tell it’s good gear - there’s no chafing around my shitter - or minge for that matter TY, Liverpool