I’m FATTENING my mate up for Xmas

THE WEIRDEST, MOST PERVERSE STORY YOU’VE READ THIS YEAR

THERE is just one thing that podgy Patti Ellis doesn’t like about her body… she’s not FAT enough!

You would have thought that, tipping the scales at an eyewatering 31 stones, the Birmingham beauty has had quite enough pies already.

But 26- year- old Patti hates being second best to pal and fellow tubster Loretta Harper.

Because LARDER- than- life Loretta weighs in at a whopping 37 stones.

The pair work as plus- sized nude models, but Loretta, originally from south London, gets MORE work – and more traffic on her website – because she’s heavier.

Now Patti won’t rest until she’s level pegging with Loretta.

And Loretta is helping her mate pile on the pounds – by feeding her liquidised CHRISTMAS DINNERS!

Patti said: “I met Loretta at a fat fetish convention in New Orleans a couple of years ago.

“I was instantly jealous because she had fans literally swarming around her.

“They were paying good money for autographs, signed photos and selfies – she was making a fortune.

“Next to her I looked dead skinny and didn’t get a second glance – and that’s when I decided to take action and bulk up.”

Patti went a liquid diet after watching a television documentary about geese being force- fed to DINNER, DINNER, DINNER, DINNER FAT FAN: Loretta force feeds pal Patti liquidised Xmas meal make scrummy French pate.

She explained: “If it’s good enough for geese, it’s good enough for me.

“And I thought, ‘ What’s the most calorie- laden meal of the year? Christmas dinner!’”

Patti is now slurping her way through FOUR whole Christmas dinners each day – liquidised in a NutriBullet device.

She said: “It’s working. And, by Christ, I’m doing some shits like you wouldn’t believe.

“I’d make a small fortune on a scat site!”