ROO PARTY GIRL’S PUBLIC BUM SEX SENSATION
MONEY, fame, sex, a spiritual awakening…
All of these have been suggested as routes to happiness over the years.
But for Geoff and Maureen Delaney, the route to joy is a simple one which involves shedding their CLOTHES.
The couple, from Oldham, Gtr Manchester, have been married for 40 years.
And they’ve been active nudists since 1983, after they saw a documentary about naturism presented by Cliff Michelmore.
Geoff, 66, said: “It really opened my eyes.
“Maureen and I had not been wed long but we looked at each other after watching that telly programme and said, ‘ Let’s give it a go!’
“And we’ve never looked back. We’ve been all over with the nudism – Scotland, north Wales, Godalming.
“It’s like being in the Caravan Club… only with fewer clothes, naturally.
“And it makes us both very, very happy. ”
Maureen said: “I get so cold sometimes. So very, very cold…” HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Wayne Rooney ( and plucky Glen LUCKY Glen Waverley owes a big thank you to Wayne Rooney babe Laura Simpson.
Because her dating site helped him win his BROWN WINGS!
The 37- year- old delivery driver has been single for the last seven years and hadn’t got his dick wet for 18 months.
So when he read about Laura – who found fame by snogging a pissed- up Wayne Rooney and getting him to drive her home while drunk – setting up a new website for married people looking to cheat he signed up straight away.
And the Manchester man said that on his very first date he ended up scuttling a woman up the arse behind the bins outside Argos in Glossop.
He said: “I can’t be arsed with the baggage that comes with women so the idea of shagging a married one appeals to me.
“There’s none of that lovey dovey stuff. They just want slipping a length.
“Plus I live with my mum so it’s always been a bit awkward.”
Glen said he was excited that Laura, 29, had a new website which charges £ 4.95 to hook up with married strangers.
He added: “I was shocked at just how filthy the bird I met was.
“I thought we’d meet at the local Travelodge but she explained in her messages she wanted to shag in public so we met behind Argos.
“As soon as I got there she bent over, pulled down her pants and told me to give her one up the arse.
“I’d never tried that before and I soon spunked right up her brown eye.
“Five minutes later I was in the pub while she went home to her fella. Result!” DATING SITE: Laura Simpson NUDE: Geoff and Maureen at naturists camp in Devon earlier this year