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IT GAVE ME THE HORN!

Pervert was caught bumming REINDEER at Xmas theme park

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1 Can We Fix It – Bob The Builder 2 Stan – Eminem 3 Never Had A Dream Come True – S Club 7 4 Supreme – Robbie Williams 5 Who Let The Dogs Out – Baha Men 6 Can’t Fight The Moonlight – Leann Rimes 7 Independen­t Women – Destiny’s Child 8 Operation Blade ( Bass In The Place) – Public Domain 9 Number 1 – Tweenies 10 Please Stay Kylie Minogue – 1 What Women Want 2 Dude, Where’s My Car? 3 How the Grinch Stole Christmas 4 The Emperor’s New Groove 5 Vertical Limit 6 Proof of Life 7 Unbreakabl­e 8 102 Dalmatians 9 Dungeons & Dragons 10 Rugrats in Paris: The Movie KIDDIES queuing to meet Father Christmas were left sobbing their little hearts out when they spotted a drunken pervert balls- deep in a reindeer behind Santa’s grotto!

Mums and dads had paid £ 30 per family to get into Winter Christmas Superland, a seasonal theme park on a former airbase near Leicester, usually used for car boot sales.

Despite poor online reviews for “elves openly smoking drugs” and “Christmas trees propped up in toxic waste drums”, punters and their families have been flooding in.

But the shutters have now come OH DEER! Warped Ward was spotted by tots balls- deep in animal like this one down after warped Elliot Ward was caught dunking the deer and arrested.

The shocking scene was played out on Thursday evening as families queued outside the ‘ Santa Fun Grotto’.

According to witnesses, a reindeer behind the grotto – a Portakabin- style building – began making “distressed sounds”.

When kiddies went to investigat­e, they found a swaying Ward with his trousers round his ankles, roughly sodomising the male beast.

Traumatise­d tots ran around screaming and several burly dads gave Ward a sound thrashing.

The oddball, 47, was eventually saved by cops who came to arrest him.

He’s due in court tomorrow, charged with bestiality, indecent exposure and public intoxicati­on.

Last night there was no sign of life at Winter Christmas Superland.

A sign on the gates reads: “Due to unforeseen health and safety circumstan­ces, Winter Christmas Superland is temporaril­y closed.”

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