JESS’S BIG PUB QUIZ!
1WHAT did football pundit Trevor Sinclair do in the back of a police car after being nicked for drink driving? a) A bit of punditry b) Pissed his pants c) The hokey- cokey d) End to end stuff, Brian
2WHAT’S the name of the street in Rowley Regis, West Mids, that residents are cheesed off with ? a) Twat Lane b) Helmet Close c) Bell End d) Cock Avenue
3WHAT sort of cheese did restaurant chef Laura Goodman claim to have put on a vegan’s pizza, sparking online outrage? a) Cheddar b) Mozzarella c) Gorgonzola d) Knob
4WHICH country is threatening to fine social media sites £ 40million unless they curb hate speech? a) Germany b) Ireland c) North Korea d) Japan
5DOREEN Keogh, who died last week, was an actress who played Coronation Street’s first what? a) Female taxi driver b) Barmaid c) Serial killer d) Transsexual
6WHEN Prince Philip spotted bearded Alaster Ashby during a walkabout, the Duke asked if he was a what? a) Sailor b) Homosexual c) Pirate d) Terrorist
7A NEW set of stamps celebrating what TV series has been issued by the Royal Mail? a) Crossroads b) Game of Thrones c) Howard’s Way d) Bread
8A TWITTER fraudster posing as which kids’ TV presenter and actor is being hunted by cops? a) Derek Griffiths b) Brian Cant c) Basil Brush d) Jimmy Savile
9WHERE did Prince Harry reportedly take fiancée Meghan Markle for a New Year treat? a) Disneyland b) The North Pole c) The French Riviera d) Up Bourneville Boulevard
10THE flu bug that is laying everyone low at the moment reportedly started in which country? a) Australia b) Austria c) Wales d) New Zealand
11WHAT is the name of the storm that brought wind and rain to Britain last week? a) Eric b) Eileen c) Eamonn d) Eleanor
12TRANSPORT Secretary Chris Grayling found a reason to jet off to which Middle Eastern country, just as the row over rail fare hikes blew up? a) Saudi Arabia b) Iraq c) Qatar d) That one where they make you eat sheep eyes
13WHAT does President Trump eat in bed, according to a new book? a) Jelly Babies b) Babies c) Cheeseburgers d) Rice Krispies
14RAIL passenger Emily Cole raised hell when a train conductor called her what? a) A war criminal b) A murderer c) C** ty McF** ktwat d) Honey
15THE leader of which political party has ditched his wife for a sexy model? a) Labour b) LibDems c) UKIP d) The Commies