Man has sex with ‘special’ Big Mac on bus
WHEN a limited edition super- sized Big Mac was unveiled to mark the iconic burger’s 50th birthday, one McDonald’s fan could hardly contain his excitement.
In fact, Barry Higgins couldn’t contain his excitement at all… and SHAGGED the fast food treat on the BUS on his way home.
Barry – known as Big Barry in the Small Heath area of Birmingham where he lives – boasted to pals that he would be first in the queue for the special new Grand Big Macs.
But he also ended up first in the queue for the attention of magistrates on Wednesday morning where he faced charges of outraging public decency and indecent exposure.
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Magistrates heard that a “gibbering” Higgins scurried to the back of the bus carrying his McDonald’s food bag and was seen, minutes later, slipping his penis into the folds of the “two all- beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun” junk food classic.
Defending, Michael Stands said his client was “of limited horizons” and was “very sorry” for his behaviour.
He will be sentenced next month.
The giant burger was released to mark 50 years since the original Big Mac was released.
However, it will only be available until March 20 in both the UK and United States.