CHURCH GIRL GOUGES OWN OUT
WEAR a really big cowboy hat to impress the ladies. If your head is too small, remember to cut two eyeholes so you can see. Tim Burke, e-mail TWO sprays of Febreeze makes going down on your missus a much more pleasant experience. M. Johnson, Leigh- on- Sea JEEPERS CREEPERS! Teenager ripped out her own peepers HORRIFIED worshippers recoiled in terror when a teenage girl gouged her own EYES OUT in front of their church.
The teen was found holding her eyeballs outside the South Main Chapel and Recovery Center in Anderson, South Carolina.
Witness Elizabeth Hiott was working at the church when she heard screams coming from outside.
She ran out to find a 19- year- old with one of her eyeballs in her hand, dripping blood and gore.
Crazy
Elizabeth immediately called for medics, but by HORROR SCENE: South Main Chapel THERE comes a point in every woman’s life when the first flush of youth is but a distant memory and the settled comfort of old age is as yet out of reach. This in- between age is a perilous point, where the temptations of the gin bottle or the firm cock of inappropriatelyyoung males are strong. But this group of MILFs are literally sailing through approaching middle- age – naked! The well- heeled pals, from near Walsall, West Midlands, chartered a yacht and spent two weeks sailing from Florida and across the Caribbean. And they posted this amazing snap on the blog they set up to document their adventures – shocking their husbands and family back home! Organiser Fi Kinsey, 45, giggled: “It’s a bit like sending a postcard home – only a bit ruder. It was a great laugh.” the time they arrived, the woman had pulled her OTHER eye out!
Hiott said: “I called 911 immediately and it almost felt like the 911 dispatcher didn’t even believe me. That’s how crazy it was.”
Churchgoers have been offered counselling after the grisly incident, which took place soon after morning worship.
The self- harming woman is believed to be in a stable condition in hospital.
It’s believed she may have been on drugs.