EMMA’S BIG EMMA'S BIG PUB QUIZ!

1 WHAT disease is currently ravaging the Queen’s swans at Windsor? a) Swine fever b) Mad Cow Disease c) Serbian Parrot Pox d) Bird flu

2 WHICH big boob star visited Parliament demanding a law against online trolls? a) Katie Price b) Busty Babs Windsor c) Fat Pat d) Kelly Brook

3 FEMINISTS have been bleating on about it being 100 years since women got what? a The right to go to work b The right to vote c Separate public toilets d That f** king shelf put up

4 GRAN Pat Bateman says she found a frozen what in her bag of Aldi frozen veg? a) Pea b) Cauliflower floret c) Fish d) Half- rat

5 WHAT is set to overtake jam as our favourite breakfast spread? a) Marmite b) Nutella c) Peanut butter d) Gravy

6 WHICH kids’ favourite is making a return in a frankly- lazy rehash of the Generation Game? a) Basil Brush b) Morph off of Take Hart c) Bagpuss d) Jimmy Savile

7 WHO sparked a row by claiming the NHS was “broke and not working”? a) Jeremy Corbyn b) Theresa May c) Donald Trump d) Donald Sinden

8 WHAT are to replace sexy women on the F1 starting grid? a) Dancing cats b) Children c) Performing bears d) Lesbians

9 WHAT did billionaire Elon Musk shoot into space atop his Falcon Heavy space rocket? a) His business rivals b) A huge laser c) His old sports car d) A space dog

10 NUMBERS of what have halved in the countryside in the past 20 years, according to a new report? a) Hedgehogs b) Wallabies c) Corner shops d) Dogging sites

11 AROUND 95% of councils are expected to do what this April? a) Close their wasteful diversity monitoring units b) Empty the bins regularly and clean up the dogshit c) Stop taking backhanders d) Hike their bills

12 HUGH Gaffney, the Labour MP for Coatbridge, Chryston and Bellshill, caused a storm last week when he told students at a meeting he should have been home doing what? a) Putting a shelf up for Mrs Gaffney b) Working on a parliamentary speech c) Having a “chinky” d) Having a big wank

13 WHICH girl band have announced they are to re- form? a) B* witched b) The Three Degrees c) The Spice Girls d) The Andrews Sisters

14 WHICH secretive minority have taken out full- page newspaper ads complaining about discrimination? a Freemasons b Illuminati c Ninjas d Nonces

15 THE trailer for a new film based on which Star Wars character was released last week? a Princess Leia b Yoda c Han Solo d Jabba the Hutt