DEAD EXCLUSIVE GRANDAD BANNED FROM STRICTLY TOUR

AS Britain shivers in a seemingly never- ending winter, spare a thought for Keith Yeardsley who is having to put up with something much hotter in sun- kissed Mexico.

Keith, 35, is on holiday with pals and dared this pair of American tourists to pose topless with him in a bar.

Pipeline operative Keith said: “They were bang up for it. Couldn’t talk them into giving me a blowjob, though. Bah!”

Would you like to see your sexy pic in Sunday Sport? Email readerpics@ sundaysport. co. uk – we’ll reply straight back. EVERYONE loves their grandad... but few people are as devoted as Rhona Marshall who was devastated when her “Pops” passed away from a strangulated cyst in November aged 83.

Unable to let the old man go, 29- year- old Pilates teacher Rhona took the unusual step of having grandad Eric stuffed!

Now, whenever she feels low, Rhona can go and chat to Eric’s preserved corpse, which she keeps in the spare room of her tidy apartment in London’s trendy Shoreditch area.

But single Rhona has since found that not everyone is comfortable with her unique tribute.

Because when she tried to take Eric to see Strictly Come Dancing Live at London’s O2 Arena recently, she was told “STRICTLY NO CORPSES!”

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Tearful Rhona told Sunday Sport: “It broke my heart when grandad died as he was my best friend.

“I had him stuffed in Hungary and it overjoyed me to think that now grandad and I will never be apart.

“In fact, I decided to celebrate by taking him to watch Strictly Live.

“I didn’t buy him a ticket on account of I didn’t think I’d need a ticket for a person who was sadly departed.

“But at the gates the security people looked at me like I was mad. They said I couldn’t bring grandad inside. I was gutted.

“I’ll never Strictly again!”

Last night, a Strictly Live source said: “Rules is rules. If you don’t have a ticket, you don’t get in – and that applies to dead people, too.” watch