BANNED FROM EVERY PARK IN BOLTON FOR LICKING DOGS’ ARSES!
10 KFC
BRITAIN plunged into despair last week when around half of the nation’s Kentucky Fried Chicken shops closed due to supply problems.
A foul- up at a new delivery contractors has been blamed for the tragedy, which left millions without their greasy treats.
Here are 10 facts about Britain’s top supplier of takeaway, fried dead hen... 1 FOUNDER Colonel Harland David Sanders ( was born on September 9, 1890, in Henryville, Indiana. He moved to Kentucky to run a petrol station in the early 1920s. 2IN
1930, Shell Oil offered him a service station in North Corbin, Kentucky, rent free, in return for a percentage of sales. Sanders began to serve chicken dishes to customers. 3 ALTHOUGH he did serve in the U. S. Army, Sanders wasn’t a military Colonel. He was a Kentucky Colonel, a civic honour bestowed on him in 1935. 4BY
July 1940, Sanders had finalised his “Secret Recipe” for frying chicken in a pressure fryer that cooked the chicken faster. 5 IN 1952, Sanders franchised his secret recipe to restaurateur Pete Harman of South Salt Lake, Utah. In the first year, restaurant sales more than tripled. 6IN
1964, then 73 years old, he sold the Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation for $ 2m ($ 15.8m/ £ 11.3m today) to a partnership of local businessmen 7SANDERS
remained the company’s symbol after selling it, filming many TV commercials. 8IN
1975, Heublein Inc – the new owners of KFC – unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly described their gravy as “sludge”. 9 SANDERS died in Louisville, of pneumonia on December 16, 1980 at the age of 90. 10 ENGLAND had the first overseas branch of KFC, which opened in Preston, Lancs, in May 1965. There are now 19,952 KFCs worldwide. VILE: McPherson has been jailed for rimming dogs in a public park THERE are perverts and there are oddballs – and then there is Archie McPherson.
For the jobless 25- year- old has redefined scumbaggery thanks to his revolting fetish for LICKING DOGS’ ARSES!
Now the single loner is beginning a three- month jail sentence after being found guilty of outraging public decency and violating beloved family pets.
And when he’s released, the vile offender will be banned from EVERY park in his home town of Bolton, Lancs, for five years to protect the canine world from his oral- anal attentions.
When his crimes were outlined before magistrates last week, there were gasps from the public gallery, and one person was sick.
Prosecuting, Michael Brown, said: “It is fair to say that this case is unique in the annals of human crime.
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“The defendant is accused of luring dogs to his person, grabbing their hindquarters and inserting his tongue into their anuses.
“According to a witness, one dog had made soil just seconds before the defendant struck.”
The court was told that on one morning in December, McPherson licked the arses of a Staffie, a cockapoo and a French Bulldog.
“His bid to violate a German Shepherd landed him with a nasty bite” said Mr Brown, to chuckles from the court.
The court also heard a video of McPherson’s antics was filmed by a bystander and posted online – though service providers soon removed it for violating decency rules.
Defending, Fiona Green, said: “My client is truly sorry for the offence caused by his behaviour. He cannot explain it – though he freely admits drinking heavily that morning and taking a synthetic narcotic known locally as ‘ Slattocks Knees’.
“My client pleaded guilty and the earliest possible opportunity.”
Jailing McPherson, magistrate Nigel Grover said: “This court has never had to hear such a revolting case. Rimming dogs, indeed!”