I caught my fiancé shoving LADYBIRDS down his BELLEND!
But I’m still marrying him
WHEN Becky Willis came home unexpectedly and found fiancé Darren Harper naked and hunched over his bellend in the dining room, she assumed he was having a big wank. And she was right – up to a point. However, 29- year- old Darren was not merely masturbating.
He was in fact inserting LADYBIRDS into his chap’s eye!
Educational administrator Becky, 27, last night told Sunday Sport: “I was about to laugh when I came home and caught Darren having a crafty tug.
“But he leapt up and all these ladybirds fell to the floor.
“I looked at his cock and saw there was a bloody ladybird peering out of his Jap’s eye – sorry, chap’s eye.
“It was a lot for me to take in and I just screamed.”
Red- faced shelf- stacker Darren told his side of the story: “It took a long time to persuade Becky I wasn’t a galloping pervert.
“It’s a strange kink, I’ll admit, but nobody gets hurt.
“I even let the ladybirds go afterwards.”
Darren thinks he may have developed the fetish as a small boy growing up in the countryside near Biddulph, Staffs.
Either that, or it was maybe something that he saw in a Yugoslavian porn movie.
Becky says the revelation has not ruined the pair’s plans to marry.
She said: “Darren’s the man for me. Just because he likes insects crawling up and down his dick is no reason to split up.
“But I’m making sure he has a proper gentleman’s wash before he puts it anywhere near me.
“And he can kiss goodbye to blowjobs, too.”