PC YOBS TRASH KIDDIES’ SNOWMEN FOR BEING SEXIST

BEFORE Barmy activists claim winter creations are ‘too white, too male & elitist’ My girl after a drink!

A GROUP of kids were left SOBBING after their freshly- made SNOWMEN were DESTROYED by a gang of so- called “gender activists”.

The rumpus kicked off in Rochester, Kent, last Tuesday when mums and dads organised an impromptu Build- the- Best- Snowman contest after schools were closed when the Beast From The East brought blizzards and sub- zero temperatures.

Around 30 tots brought lumps of coal and carrots to fashion faces on their snowy creations, before a 1pm judging.

But the delightful winter scene was RUINED when a group of six protestors ran among the snowmen yelling: “Down with sub- zero gender A QUIET night in turned out to be anything but for Sunday Sport reader Phil Proctor when his girlfriend Elsa brought back pal Alison – and a bottle of spiced rum!

Phil, 27, said: “The girls wasted no time getting it down them and soon they were pretty wasted. Ali took her top off and then this happened. “Phwoaaar!” Would you like to see your sexy pic in Sunday Sport? Then just email readerpics@ sundaysport. co. uk – we’ll get straight back to you. stereotyping!” and “End winter elitism now!”

A total of five snowmen were destroyed before the politically- correct hoodlums were driven off by angered parents.

Idiots

Mum Debbie Mason, 34, raged: “Our son Tyrone had just made a lovely snowman and was putting a scarf round its neck when these idiots ran over and starting smashing things up.

“I said, ‘ Oi! What do you think you are doing?’ and this woman babbled something about all snowmen being ‘ inherently offensive to members of the trans community’.

“I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about.

“All I know is that Tyrone’s snowman was pushed over. Poor little mite.

“If I’d been able to get my hands on these hooligans, they would have got a belt, but they were on their toes.

“They had quite a turn of speed for vegans I can tell you. Well, I assume they were vegans… looked the type.”

Last night Jacinta Wallis, of the Rochester and Strood Diversity Forum told Sunday Sport: “The actions of our Advance Guard were perfectly justified given the revolting spectacle of a ‘ Best Snowman’ contest.

“For one thing, the very word ‘ best’ reeks of privilege and elitism.

“And snowMAN?! What a deliberate assault on those who do not identify as not of the male gender.

“And another thing … what colour are snowmen? WHITE! So