I’ve made this love nest for me and my Mary

MEET Jarvis Simpson, who claims to be Britain’s BIGGEST Mary Berry fan!

The unwed 47- year- old from Bolton, Lancs, has tapes of EVERY TV show veteran cook Mary has appeared on and has PLASTERED his caravan with fake nude photographs of his idol.

Former swimming coach Jarvis said: “The nude photos may, on the face of it, look a bit creepy but it’s just a bit of fun, isn’t it?

“I think Mary would approve. She’s got a great sense of humour.”

Now skint Jarvis has launched a crowdfunding bid to raise enough money to take him to the NEC in Birmingham to watch Mary live at the BBC Good Food Show.

He explained: “My ambition is to see Mary Berry in the flesh, as it were. I wouldn’t touch.

“The best place to see her would be at Good Food Live, but I haven’t got a brass farthing to my name.

“I’m asking people to fund my trip to the NEC. I’m relying on their good natures. Hopefully, I can meet her, we’ll fall in love and she’ll move into my caravan. It’s a long shot, I know, but I’m crazy about Mary.”

He added: “I’d love to see her naked and do sex things with her.”

So far, Jarvis’s online fund stands at the princely sum of £ 1.49.

Filth

Meanwhile baking doyenne Mary, 82, showed off a saucy side as she returned to the BBC with her new series last week.

The first episode of her latest TV venture, Classic Mary Berry, was filled with cheeky one- liners which had viewers branding the national BERRY KEEN: Jarvis hopes to see Mary in the flesh and in his filthy sex caravan SAUCY: Mary’s quips thrilled her fans treasure ‘ pure filth’.

Fans were left delighted as she flirted with her guest, hunky Swedish chef Niklas Ekstedt, 39, at one point telling him: “[ It’s been] a long time since I’ve had a man on his knees in front of me.”

One twitter user said: “Mary was amazed by Niklas’s meatballs. Lucky Mary # saucyminx.”

But the fun didn’t stop there as the pair whipped each other with nimble tree branches while they foraged for fresh ingredients.

Niklas quipped: “These are the branches we use in the sauna to whip each other.”

In a cheeky voice- over on the teaser for the show, Mary can be heard saying: “Well, Niklas certainly knows how to have a good time.”