Sunday Sport

NOW HE’S EATEN THE F* * KING !

10things PAMELA ANDERSON

- By SIMON DEAN simon@ sundayspor­t. co. uk

TELLY presenter Piers Morgan last night grilled ex- Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson on his Life Stories show.

Pam, 50, shot to fame playing CJ Parker in the Nineties TV series, before posing naked for Playboy magazine and releasing one of the first celebrity sex tapes.

Here’s 10 things you didn’t know about her…

was ‘ discovered’ at a football game, when the scoreboard camera focused on her sat in the crowd wearing a Labatt’s Beer T- shirt – before the brewing firm hired her as a model.

asked about the strangest place she’s ever had sex, she replied: “That would be up my butt. I was in a clothes closet at the time. You can’t be shy in bed – just be up front… and then up the rear later.”

on the subject of unusual nookie she once said: “I’ve done it in steam baths, saunas, the back of cars, on a swing and up a tree. I’m a sexually obsessed human being.”

2004, Pamela famously named her enhanced 34DD boobs “Pancho” and “Lefty”– after the surgeons who performed the cosmetic procedure on her.

is arguably Playboy’s most famous model, as her career with the gentlemen’s mag spans 22 years and she’s appeared on more covers – FOURTEEN – than any other woman.

2009 she wrote an open letter to President Obama, urging the legalisati­on of cannabis.

was originally considered for the role of Dana Scully in The X- Files. Actress Gillian Anderson, who finally landed the part, said: “They were looking for someone bustier, taller and leggier than me.”

revealed she can’t stop her famous nips poking out, adding: “They are always hard. Even my cartoon character cuts glass with her nipples.”

she’s had two men in the room while she’s shagged, Pam’s never had a threesome, admitting: “I let one guy do me while his friend watched. He sat in the corner and whacked himself off.” SHE also loves a bit of role playing and said: “I’d be the burglar and tie him up. I like tying up men during lovemaking. I use anything that’s handy – chains, silk ties, anything.” DEATH THREATS: ISIS nuts ( above) took exception to Mia’s adult film work FELINE HUNGRY: Snow- bound Pete struck again and scoffed moggy LAST week we reported how idle Pete Marsh ATE his girlfriend’s pet Chihuahua because his local KFC was SHUT.

Furious Susan Morgan, 34, threw the lout out of their house in Wigan, Gtr Manchester, after he chomped the tiny pooch before finally letting him move back in.

But it’s a decision she’s now come to regret – because when the Beast from the East rolled in, stuck- at- home Pete ate Susan’s pet CAT, Margot.

Tearful Susan said last night: “The moment I got home from work, I knew something was wrong because Margot usually comes running, but there was no sign.

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“Pete said that with all the snow, he was ‘ working from home’ – which is bollocks as he’s a window cleaner.

“I yelled, ‘ Have you eaten our Margot?’ and he said, ‘ No…’ course I f** king haven’t!’

“Then he comes out of the lounge and he’s got cat fur all down his vest. I yelled, ‘ You absolute f** king wanker!’

“And he said, ‘ I was hungry and couldn’t go out on account of all the snow’.

“I’ve thrown him out and this time he’s not coming back. No way.”

Supermarke­t shelves were stripped bare last week as Britain stockpiled food ahead of The Beast From The East and with it the iciest weather to hit the UK in eight years. IN HAPPIER TIMES: Pete and Susan

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