THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP SE CONFIDENTIALX DIARY SNOOP BABE WANTED IT UP HER BACKSIDE! AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I WORK in a factory. It’s boring but loads of horny women work there and last month one of them, a blonde in her 30s, gave me a blowjob in the toilets at lunchtime.

The next day her mate wanted to see me. I was expecting another gobble but she demanded a shag.

Later that week I told my horny workmates it was my birthday soon. The blonde said she’d host a party for me and that she’d invite her mate, this gorgeous redhead in her late 20s who works in the office.

When I got there all three sucked me off and put on a lesbo show. It was the best birthday present I’ve ever had and our foursomes are now a regular event. How about that!

MT, West Yorks I HOPE you take precautions or your factory will soon be making babies. I WAS rummaging through my wife’s clothes and found some crotchless knickers and a small vibrator.

I managed to wiggle my arse into her knickers, then I lay on the bed and proceeded to have a wank.

Then I switched on her sex toy and started to shag myself with the vibro. It felt great.

But my wife walked in on me, ordered me to bend over and shoved the vibro even further up my arse.

She said: “If you want to dress like a bitch, you’ll get f** ked like one.”

I was a bit shocked by her reaction, but I’m starting to enjoy it. Anything wrong?

HY, South London NO. It sounds swinging. Lets see if Bob has bothered to use that diary I bought him for his birthday… “Tuesday - gave Shaz one up the sh* tter…” Wait a mo, My name’s Beth!