VICKY PATTISON SEX DWARF STOLE MY SAUSAGES
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A COUPLE claim that a string of sausages which they won as runners- up in a meat raffle was STOLEN by a SEX MIDGET who bears an uncanny resemblance to former Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison!
Paul and Grace Lipton were chuffed when they scooped the Cumberland bangers at their local boozer’s weekly Sunday lunchtime draw.
But their joy turned to fury when a dark- haired lady dwarf snatched the prize from 45- year- old Grace’s hands as they headed home in Hexham, Northumberland.
Before they could react, the thief had scampered around a corner, cackling madly.
Paul said last night: “We just kind of looked at each other. I said to Grace ‘ Did that just happen?’
“She said, ‘ A midget just stole our sausages.’ It’s not what you expect. Well, not in Hexham, at least.”
Fleeting
It was only when the couple were giving a description of their assailant that her resemblance to 30- year- old TV personality Vicky came to them.
Paul said: “We only got a fleeting glimpse but she looked familiar. Then Grace said, ‘ That’s it – she was the spit of Vicky Pattison off Geordie Shore.
“We’re both big fans, despite it being quite a salacious programme. It’s put the north east on the map.”
Today we can reveal that the prime suspect for the sossie snatch is 27- year- old adult entertainer Hettie Ford, whose stage name is Diddy Slit.
Ford – who has made a string of XXX movies including Tiny and Gaping and Dirty Piss Dwarfs – is currently staying in Hexham with a poorly aunt.
Speaking at the door of her aunt’s house last night, the pipsqueak porn star said: “Sunday? Aye, I were pissed Sunday. Sausages? I wondered where I’d got them from. Can’t remember owt about it. Anyway, dog’s eaten sausages. They’ve gone.”
Meanwhile, the full- sized Vicky Pattison tearfully admitted on the Australian version of I’m A Celebrity that she regrets having sex on Geordie Shore.
She said: “I hated the person that I ended up becoming.”