This week in 1985
1 Dead or Alive 2 – Philip Bailey with Phil Collins 3 – Madonna 4 – Stephen ‘ Tin Tin’ Duffy 5 – The Commadores 6 David Cassidy 7 Jermaine Jackson 8 Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson 9 10 – Paul Young Prince and the Revolution 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 – – – – – BAFTA bosses are under pressure to establish a new category in their TV awards for HORNIEST PERFORMANCE after Suranne Jones left viewers panting last week.
Gorgeous former Corrie babe Suranne, 39, plays desperate mum Claire in the new Sky Atlantic drama Save Me.
When Claire’s daughter Jody goes missing, the mum will do anything to try and find her – and that involves begging local scrote Luke, played by Alexander Arnold, for info.
One viewer described the exchange as: “This horniest thing I’ve ever seen on British TV. Suranne’s delivery is better than porn. She’s an incredible actress.
“BAFTA should have a category for horniest performance. She would run away with it. She could put it with her BAFTA for Dr Foster.”
Read the XXX- rated transcript to see for yourself: agrees to sex for info IN the scene below, Suranne’s character gets scared of the cougar on her missing daughter. But Luke babe. what? F**king tellor me what? Claire – “You tell me sex. Luke – “I don’t know, try money… I not?” C – “I’m a little bit old for you, am L – “F**k’s that supposed to mean?” you Not enough that I could get C – “Look Luke, I don’t have money. on their way to Jody.” right now, but there is someone really pissed me off.” L – “Can you go, please? You’ve just Anywhere you want it. Look C – “Yes sex. Right here right now. f**king get on with it, can we?” L – “Oh my God, you’re serious?” C – “Anything.” L – “Then I’ll say, f**king yes.” C – “Good.” L – “If you’re pissing about...” you want me?” C– ( “Where do L – (He nods and points to bedroom) C – “Are we gonna do this? L – “Yes.” doing that” C–( “No I’m not L – “You said anything.” we need to.” C–( “Okay, come on, L – “All right” “I need you to hurry up.” C–( L – “I’m just saying hang on.” off.” ( C–( “Take these doing here. I “I need you to just do what we’re is me where my daughter is. What need you to f**k me and then tell this?” L – “Just f**king shut up and stop. just Do you need me to whimper or C – “What is it? Am I too chatty? up your arse, I will. be scared of you? I’ll stick my finger L – “Let go of me.” long Something to do with how C – “There’s some irony here, Luke.k then now you can’t actually f** you’ve been f**king with me and Why is it all so floppy in my hand. me. You actually can’t, can you. isn’t there?” There’s something wrong with you,king kill you.” L – “F**king get off me or I’ll f** stop need you to guide yourself and C – “We can Luke, we can. I just tell me where she is.” pissing around. Or you could just ON THE JOB: Sexy Suranne gets well stuck into her role