Man shat in pint glass when all-you-can-eat buffet ran out

A BLOKE shat in his pint glass in protest when an ‘ all you can eat’ restaurant’s buffet RAN OUT of food.

Bob Ricket, 40, said he saw red when his Chinese feast came to an unexpected standstill.

Jobless Ricket was at Mr Chow’s Happy Bowl in north London when the supply of noodles, spare ribs, egg rolls, dim sum, etc came to an end.

Hungry

Pleading guilty in court last week to outraging public decency, he told magistrates of the incident on Jan 2:

“I’d only been there for three hours.”

“I can normally do a good six heaped plates in that time.

“But they clearly don’t really believe in the ‘ all you can eat’ deal because a hungry man like me can eat all day long. I don’t stop. I’m like those people with that syndrome where the stomach doesn’t tell the FAT C** T: Bob saw red brain it’s full.”

Recalling the pint pot shitting debacle, Bob said: “I did in nine plates and was ready for nine more when the staff said they’d run out of food.

“All that was left was f** king chicken and sweetcorn soup. Who the f** k likes that shit?”

He added: “A fuse blew inside my head. I had an empty pint glass on the table and I just thought, well, sod you, dropped my trousers, and curled one off into it.

“It wasn’t a massive turd but you’d certainly notice it. I’m not going back there ever again. They’ve lost my custom.”

A spokesman for the restaurant said: “That man is not welcome here. He’s a disgusing fat c** t.”

Ricket was fined £ 350 and given 100 hours community service.