I’M TRUMP’S SECRET LOVER …AND I’M HAVING HIS BABY

CHANCE MEETING: Dan says the president swept him off his feet in a Walmart AN unemployed ranch worker claims he is pregnant – with the child of U. S. President Donald Trump.

Dan O’Toole claims The Donald got him up the duff after a chance encounter in a supermarket near Don’s luxury 128- room private club in Florida.

He says he “literally bumped into” the president in the world foods aisle in a Walmart store close to his magnificent ‘ Winter White House’ Mar- a- Lago villa.

Proudly showing off his ‘ baby bump’ Dan, 47, said: “I know it sounds quite extraordinary but under the eyes of the great God almighty himself, I can only tell the truth.

“I was trying to decide whether to buy rice or couscous or maybe even both when I suddenly looked up.

“If memory serves correctly, he was perusing the various olive oils, although I don’t think he ended up buying any.

Unimaginable

“We got talking, and he invited me up to Mar- a- Lago, saying he often took people he’d just met over there.

“Well, who is going to turn down the President of the Free World? I’m HAIRO: Dan says Trump’s barnet is a thing of great beauty his No. 1 fan so not me, no sirree!

“So we went back to his home of unimaginable expense where within moments he’d swept me off my feet.

“I don’t know how it happened, as it was a first for me, but the next thing I know I’m making sweet man- love with The Donald.

“The thing I remember most was trying to run my fingers through his beautiful hair, but he kept batting my hands away. I’m not sure why. If I had such a healthy mane like that I’d want the world to feel it.”

Sipping a suspicious- looking drink, Dan said he found out later that he was with child, and claims Trump is the father – although Sunday Sport has been unable to find any medical professional to confirm Dan’s claims.