G PUB QUIZ!

two Premier League teams will play each other in the Champions League quarter finals? a) Spurs v Liverpool b) Chelsea v Man City c) Man United v Chelsea d) Liverpool v Man City

the name of the Russian double agent allegedly poisoned by Vladimir Putin? a) Yuri Gagarin b) Grigori Rasputin c) Sergei Skripal d) Andrey Arshavin

Bank of England is set to scrap which banknote? a) £ 5 b) £ 10 c) £ 20 d) £ 50

reality TV star’s fitness DVD has been exposed as a sham? a) Vicky Pattison b) Lauren Goodger c) Scarlett Moffatt d) Charlotte Crosby

store chain announced last week it was closing all 100 of its UK shops? a) Toys R Us b) M& S c) Debenhams d) B& M

of which Brit pop band allegedly shat in a pensioner’s bath? a) Blur b) Oasis c) Pulp d) Supergrass THIS jumbled up rude word would leave Countdown’s Rachel Riley with a face redder than an embarrassed tomato. Can you work out what it is? MEMBERS of Prince Harry’s old army regiment have been caught doing what? a) Having sex with prostitutes b) Snorting cocaine c) Eating illegal cabbages d) Ritual slaughter of animals for satanic worship POLICE in Staffordshire have been criticised for what? a) Not solving enough burglaries b) Eating Big Macs on the job c) Picking up litter d) Putting saddles on dogs and riding them like horses WHAT job does America Pie singer Don McLean’s 22- year- old girlfriend Paris Dylan do? a) Nuclear physicist b) US Marine c) Horse whisperer d) Playboy model WHICH sexy computer game character is starring in a new feature film this week? a) Laura Crufts b) Lara Croft c) Leanne Croft d) Sonic The Hedgehog