Great gran faces jail for NUDE STRIMMING
THE full force of the Nanny State came crashing down on a 71- year- old pensioner after she stripped STARK NAKED in her own garden.
Bessie Gordon went out to tackle her garden in Goole, East Yorks, last Monday and had soon worked up such a sweat she decided to peel off.
She told Sunday Sport: “I was in my own back garden and could hardly be seen by anyone.
“I loved the feeling of freedom as I went about my naked chores.
“I’d been hard at it with the strimmer for about half an hour when some twat in a peaked hat poked his nose over my fence and barked, ‘ I want a word with you!’
“This bloke told me there had been complaints, so I asked him ‘ From who?’
Arrested
“He said, ‘ It doesn’t matter from who, I’m from the council and I’m telling you to put some ruddy clothes on!’
“Well, I told him, ‘ Go and f** k yourself, you c** t’ and lobbed a plant pot at his head.
“Next thing I know, the police were here and I’m being arrested for threatening behaviour and assault. They’ve told me I could even go to prison!
“Just for using my strimmer in the buff! It’s madness.”
Julius Pemberton of civil liberties group Prod Off raged: “Can it be that a nation which stood alone for freedom and liberty in 1940 is now adopting the policies of the evil fascist regime it eventually defeated?
“One of the Nazi’s first acts was to ban naked strimming – a law they eventually imposed on their entire European empire.
“Justice for Bessie!”