In her advert she called herself a ‘Milfy Michelle Keegan’!

SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE

WEND AWAY: Hooker Wicked Wendy claims to look like TV star Michelle CORONATION TREAT: Andy ( below) would like to bang Michelle but ‘ lookalike’ did not fit the bill TO celebrate his 35th birthday, randy Andy Patterson decided to push the boat out and treat himself to a scuttle with a dirty all- levels hooker.

And minutes after scrolling through the pages of ads on his favourite adult services website, the single pipe fitter from Wrexham came across his ideal courtesan.

For ‘ Wicked Wendy’ described herself as a slightly- older version of telly beauty Michelle Keegan.

Coronation Street fan Andy, 42, said: “I’ve always had a thing for Michelle Keegan – even after she married that shiny poser from Down South.

“I know that, as she’s a happily married woman, I’ll never get to squirt my sauce over the real Michelle so a lookalike whore comes a close second.”

But Andy’s dream of a scuttle with a working girl who shares Michelle’s flawless complexion and smile came crashing down when ‘ Wicked Wendy’ arrived.

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Andy said: “Mum was out and I thought I was in for the night of my life. Then this arrives on the doorstep!

“She said, ‘ Hi I’m Wendy – are you Andy?’ I said, ‘ You’re supposed to look like Michelle Keegan’ and she said ‘ I do’.

“This could have gone on all night but I had the horn by then so I took her down to the cellar where Mum lets me keep my pool table and gave her a bang.

“Doggy- style though. That face would put you off your stroke. Michelle Keegan indeed. I’ve written off to the trading standards. This isn’t on.”

Last night a spokesman for Wrexham trading standards said complaints about misleading adverts placed by prostitutes were “rare but not unheard of.”