MY‘TACHE IS A M FOR THE PUSSY!

Is that REALLY Brian’s secret?

TICKLED: Brian at home with naked brunette ECCENTRIC millionaire Brian DeVere – who keeps a harem of 15 women at his Hertfordshire mansion – last night put his success with the ladies down to his bushy MOUSTACHE!

Property tycoon Brian, who is reputed to be worth £ 200million, told Sunday Sport: “I’m not daft – I know I’m not much to look at but women just seem to fling themselves at me.

“All I can think is that it’s the ’ tache. Not that I’m complaining, mind you!”

The 56- year- old, who also has luxury houses in the South of France and the Caribbean plus a £ 15m yacht moored in Greece, confessed: “It’s a bit embarrassing.

“I can be at a business meeting in a top London restaurant and this pert young lady will come up and say, ‘ Oooh, are you Brian DeVere?’ I usually blush a bit and say, ‘ Yes, I am’.

“They usually offer to give me a blowjob in the bogs. “Once I was sat having a spot of lunch with the housing minister and that same thing happened. I came back after getting my balls drained and said, ‘ Sorry, Minister, that’s always happening. It’s not me, it’s the ’ tache.”

DeVere, whose harem of nubile sex kittens has been compared to the Marquess of Bath’s notorious wifelets, said: “I’ve had my moustache insured for £ 10million as I’m convinced that without it, these lovely young women would not give me a second glance.” LADIES’ MAN: Babes queue up to suck off the balding dude