SCHOOL BOSS SHAT ON PLAYING FIELD

THE hunt for a mystery shitter who’s been plaguing a school playing field has been solved – after cops arrested the local education boss!

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, was charged with defecating in public after he was allegedly caught taking an early morning plop on the football pitch by surveillance cameras.

Faeces

PLOPPER COPPED: Tramaglini

Tramaglini, who lives about three miles from the high school, was arrested last Monday morning at 5.50am when he was found on the school’s fields.

Police said the school decided to set up the cameras after employees reported finding human faeces ‘ on a daily basis’.

Holmdel High School security bosses were alerted by the coaches and staff who were finding the shitty deposits, on or near the area of the school’s track and football field every day.

Tramaglini has also been charged with lewdness and littering.

It is still unclear why £100,000-a-year Tramaglini decided to use the field as his toilet and authorities are interviewing him over the incidents.

It’s believed there was no spunk left at the scene of the plopping.

It’s also unclear how long the alleged lewd acts occurred, and an officer from the Holmdel Police Department in New Jersey said that they were unable to comment on how long the incidents had been happening.

The local schools authority said that Tramaglini had been placed on paid leave in a statement posted to their Facebook page.