MORONIC GANGSTER ROBBED POST OFFICE THAT SHUT IN ! EXCLUSIVE
Thandie: Why I love my big full bush!
SHOW TIME: Thandie is often naked in HAVING an unshaven minge saved gorgeous Thandie Newton a full 45 minutes a day when filming nude scenes, the Brit actress has revealed.
The 45- year- old was talking about her role in the TV series Westworld – in which she plays a sex robot and regularly goes nude – with Graham Norton on his chat show.
She revealed she didn’t have to wear a fanny wig – known as a “merkin” – because her downstairs is naturally bushy.
Thandie said: “I did say no to my merkin. One of the reasons the costumers provided them is because a lot of women do things FANNYGIRL: Thandie to alter what’s going on down there.
“So, I didn’t need the merkin because I don’t alter anything – I have a full ’ seventies bush.”
She went on to explain that fitting a merkin for a scene takes 45 minutes! WHEN bungling blagger Phil “Tosser” Curry was released from a 15- stretch, he needed readies pronto.
With a limited skillset, he decided to raise funds the only way he knew how: armed robbery.
Unfortunately, 15 years behind bars had not quite turned Curry into a criminal mastermind.
The post office he opted to raid had CLOSED DOWN in 1983 and the hapless felon burst into a genteel PILATES CLASS with a stocking on his head and a sawn- off shotgun in his hand.
To add insult to injury, as he tried to flee the scene of his attempted crime, Curry was forced to catch the BUS – as no local getaway drivers were prepared to work with him.
Fed- up Curry, 57, told Sunday Sport: “I could not believe it. I ran in to what used to be the old High Street post office in this village outside Colchester and there was all these birds in leotards stretching.
“I said, ‘ What’s going on? What happened to MUPPET: Phil feels a fool for blagging a Pilates class the post office? I used to get sweets here when I was a kid’.
“One bird told me the post office was long gone and that this building was now a ‘ wellness and mindfulness centre’, and if I wanted stamps I’d have to go into town.
“So I apologises for butting in and goes out. Then I realise I’m all tooled up, so I puts the shooter in the holdall, takes off the stocking and waits for the bus.
“I felt a right proper muppet! I’ve decided that armed blagging is not for me. Bah!”