GRACE, 25, FROM BRISTOL

‘I rub gateaux on my tits and frig my clitty’

I GOT into sploshing quite by chance, actually.

My local paper reported that this bloke in Frome, Somerset, posted a job advert online, appealing for females to “to take part in sploshing/ gunging sessions”.

I’m an amateur model so caught my eye.

It said there would be “good rates of pay” although they “must be prepared to get very messy with gunge and/ or foodstuffs”.

I knew what sploshing was because it had been featured in my favourite TV show,

in which Bella – the call girl played by Billie Piper – was hired to have a food fight with a client.

I thought, “I could do that”. So replied to the ad.

As it turned out, I couldn’t help that bloke but when I looked into it, it turns out there were plenty of photographers after sploshing it models and it wasn’t too long before I was at my first sploshing shoot in Bath. Talk about easy money! All I had to do was rub a Black Forest gateau into my tits and then frig my clitty with the cherry. I got £ 150 – plus expenses! I now specialise in sploshing and have got a bit of a name for it.

Last year I was even invited to a sploshing party in San Francisco, organised by this bloke called Sean Kelly.

There were literally hundreds of sploshers there from all over the world and plenty of them had seen my photos.

I even signed autographs and photos for some of them.

It seems strange, being world famous for rubbing food into my naked body.

Strange maybe, but I’m not complaining. To be perfectly honest, I’d porbably do it for free!