Upset neighbours are barking mad for a glimpse of my pussy
Dear Tess,
MY Chihuahua doggy never shuts up and his barking bar is upsetting the neighbo neighbours.
One guy who lives acr across the road came to complain about the noise and I’d just go got out of the shower when I answ answered the door to him.
I don’t know how, but my skimpy dressing gown blew open and he could see my neatly- trimm trimmed pussy and my 36DD boobs.
Intimate
I think it distracted him because he soon forgot about the r rant he’d gone into as I opened th the door to him and he feasted his eyes on my intimate parts. Well, I could tell he was turned on by me – he w was stood gawping, open- mouth mouthed at my tanned, naked body.
So I decided to tease him a little and I let a finger wander down to my fanny and I slid it between my legs.
“Is there something you… want?” I slowly asked him as he stood there drooling at the site of me gently massaging my clit.
Then I heard his wife from over the road calling him to come back and fix their washing machine, and off he went.
I think I handled the situation quite well, don’t you?
But I don’t really want to have to expose my self to the whole ruddy street, if my pooch keeps annoying all the locals.
What should I do that’s a better long- term solution? SH, Leeds
Tess says…
DON’T be surprised if that bloke comes back to knock on your front door and complain again – when his wife’s out!
Dear Tess, Te
EVER since I can remember, the thought of feeling rubber against my skin sk has me tingling in the nether regions. As a teen, I remember finding a swimming cap at the baths. I loved the feel of it and now I have a big collection of them and I rub myselfmy off on them all the time.
I did tell a girlfriend g once – but she totally freaked out and whipped me in i the face with a floral number I was trying to get her to wear we when I shagged her, and she binned me.
I don’t think thin this is really very fair because as the saying goes: “It takes take all sorts”.
Don’t you agree? a SI, Humberside
Tess says…
I DO – but you still s need to find someone who’s not going to be turned off by what turns tur you on.
Try looking for f fetish sites online. That should help you find what you’re looking for. Whatever you’re into, so is someone else.
It’s a big old world out there!