WASP STING TURNED ME INTO A NYMPHO!

WITH summer now in full swing and no fewer than EIGHT heatwaves to follow the one we’re enjoying at the moment, WASPS have made an unwelcome return

Nesting in outbuildings and planting their stings in picnickers the little stripy bastards are making their baleful presence felt across the country.

For most, a wasp sting is a painful irritation. For the odd few, it can lead of a life- threatening allergic reaction.

But for Dawn Cooper, a wasp sting in 2014 changed her life – because the insect’s prick turned her into a raging NYMPHO!

Dawn, 26, was on holiday with pals in Porthmadog, north Wales, when she stepped on a nest near the village of Morfa Bychan.

The accounts clerk recalled: “Suddenly, I was swarmed by wasps. I panicked as what seemed like hundreds stung me all over.

“Thankfully, my pals managed to get me away and get most of the wasps off me.”

Dawn went into shock and was taken to hospital to be put on an antihistamine, but when she recovered from her ordeal, Dawn – of Neston on The Wirral – realised something had changed.

She was absolutely MAD for cock. STUNG INTO LOVE ACTION: Dawn can’t get enough cock since wasp attack

She said: “I could not get enough and would go to bars just to pick up random cock. I’d finger myself three times before getting out of bed in a morning.

“I’d do the lot. Oral, anal, two’s up. Anything to get a cock inside me.”

Eventually, Dawn went to the doctor and was sent for counselling to help control her urges.

She said: “Therapy helped but I’m still keen for cock all the time.”

A 2012 article in the British Medical Journal reports that, in rare cases, wasp stings can lead to brains becoming bef** ked – though boffins are not sure why.